i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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