YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize