Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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