How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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