When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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