I wish my penis had an off switch
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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