Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize