How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you never un-have a 4some
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
