Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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