everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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