Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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