You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
