absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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