I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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