what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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