YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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