I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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