Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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