Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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