just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I love you. Go after that dick
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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