Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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