They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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