It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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