I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize