My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
