Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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