its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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