Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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