one might say we're banned from that church
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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