The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
When are your genitals available?
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