therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment