Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.