She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE