If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.