so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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