i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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