i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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