The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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