If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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