just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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