The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize