I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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