when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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