On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So vagazzling was a success
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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