just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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