Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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