I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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