yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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