Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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