butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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