Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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