who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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