ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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