Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize